...some realigment, huh?

..not that I have no work to do.. but hell, must get this out of my system NOW.

Ok, this is pure logic. If you are in my place what will you do?

Realignment. Yes. That's right. The time when you start creating more post than eliminating unwanted ones. Which defeats the purpose, if you ask me. But hey, I am just a KULI.

But anyhow, that is not my problem. My problem is what comes out of this stupid exercise.

New LOB - Line Of Business. Under new LOB, we have SME, Enterprise and God-knows-what. Some SME customers being upgraded to Enterprise based on current revenue contribution. Now, supposed to take effect 1st April 2009.

So, new requirement for upgraded customer beginning 1st April 2009 goes to?
A) SME
B) Enterprise
C) ...nowhere?

...if your answer is B, you are wrong.

If your answer is A, you are ALSO wrong. The answer is.. C.

Why?

SME won't take new requirements. New requirements need new budget. SME has no budget. Processing of new orders? Nope. SME has no resources to do so. As far as SME is concerned, this customer is no longer with SME.

Enterprise? This is, I quote, the email I got when I forwarded the new request to the new AM;

From: Yours truly
Sent: Fri 4/24/2009 11:49 AM
To: Kak S, Kak R
Subject: FW: Application of temporary line @ 1Utama and Print screen of terminated accounts.

Ladies, Possible to start working on this request? Aumi.

From: Kak S
Sent: Friday, April 24, 2009 2:52 PM
To: Yours truly; Kak R
Subject: RE: Application of temporary line @ 1Utama and Print screen of terminated accounts.

Aumi.. thanks.. Kak R, Kindly proceed with the request..


From: Kak R
Sent: Friday, April 24, 2009 4:53 PM
To: Some AGM up there
Subject: FW: Application of temporary line @ 1Utama and Print screen of terminated accounts.

Puan,Should I proceed with the request? TQ.

From: Some AGM up there
Sent: Friday, April 24, 2009 7:02 PM
To: Kak R
Subject: RE: Application of temporary line @ 1Utama and Print screen of terminated accounts.

R, This is for Customer W. Kindly advise Aumi that we are unable to process until after May 2009. TQ

From: Kak R
Sent: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:36 AM
To: Kak S; Yours truly
Cc: Some AGM up there
Subject: FW: Application of temporary line @ 1Utama and Print screen of terminated accounts.

Dear Aumi/Kak S,
As per Some AGM up there’s email below, we will only process until after May 2009.
So, Kak S process dulu ye.

TQ.

..see? See how screwed up this exercise is?

Oh.. oh, another one worth bitching:

From: Project Management AGM (PM AGM)
Sent: Friday, April 24, 2009 1:01 PM
To: Yours truly
Subject: RE: some 60M order

Sorry, Aumi but (some PM guy) is tied up with other projects.

As per email, you will refer to existing SE, (some SE guy), [editor's note: which no longer reports to SME unit anyway].

After 1st May 2009, the ME project will be handed to TM Global (and not Enterprise Sales) and I hope you will invite TM Global team, (some Global guy) during the kick-off meeting.

TQ.

PM AGM

..and this email was sent after THIS email was sent EARLIER:

From: Planning AGM
Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:53 AM
To: Yours truly; PM AGM
Subject: RE: some 60M order

Assalamualaikum & Salam Sejahtera,

I would suggest that you proceed with previous set-up arrangement for the sake of the company. At the same time, TM Global must be involved along the way so he can take over from there.

Knowing (some Global guy), he will give his fullest cooperation also for the sake of TM.

Madam PM AGM, hope you can assist in processing the order.

Thank you.

Salam Hormat & Wassalam.

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE MY COMPANY IS!

The thing is, I don't mind doing my existing files. But give me the fucking resources man! And does anyone actually realized, I haven't even start doing my new files! And my new AGM has been breathing down my neck to "go winover some deals for our team!"

..crap.