...from the mind of a villain...

..can't sleep. Updated my facebook page. Took a few quizzes. Found out that if I am a villain, I am Godzilla. I don't get it. Godzilla is not a villain..she is always misunderstood. I mean, if you are a lizard exposed to, what, some nuclear ray, which causes you to mutate, which is not even your wrongdoing in the first place, you are sure to be pissed. You can't help it. Someone screwed you up and expect you to quietly go? And if you don't, they'll shoot you down?

See, even in movies, people (in this case, a monster) is always treated unfairly.

You see, in life, people take roles. Sometimes you're the good guys, at times you're the bad ones. The villains. But villains, they actually have a purpose in life. No villains, no heroes. Superheroes would not find any reason to prance around in tight outfits. (Note: some people gets away with wearing undies on the outside. If we mortals do that, we are sure condemned in Youtube for eternity).

You see, these villains, they serve the egos of the superheroes. They get to smack the villains up. Whip their ass. Crash buildings. Hell. Have you ever seen Ultraman? That one selfish s-o-b. He fights the monster in the city, crash the buildings, well, eventually dispose the monster, but he gets all the credits. When I was a kid, I kind of enjoy watching him fire off his laser beams; be it from his forehead, or just by simply crossing his arms. As I grew older, a wave of suspicion comes along. Hmm..Tokyo sure has a mighty rich and effective townboard or city council. Everytime there's an attack, which obviously tears the whole city down, but in the next episode, lo and behold, as if nothing ever happened. And yeah, their evacuation plan is superb. Seen any crushed human bodies? Nope. Clean as a whistle. I have just lost my home, my entire life-savings, and my only assets in a fight between Ultraman and another Gorgonites! Yeay! Doesn't matter!! Ultraman saves the day!!

To note; Insurance company will have a field day trying to outsell insurance plan to cover monster-fights in the city. Plan differs with type of villains/monster. Take your pick. Oh sorry, your plan only cover this monster from Gorgon planets. No, this fight is with Godzilla. Tough luck dude.

And yeah. One more thing. Superheroes are always created with the perfect body. Six packs. D-cup size boobs for the superheroines. Hair that is always immaculately styled. Manicured fingers. Outfits that rivals the kings and queens of the world. And yes, one of them can actually morphed (that's the term for changing outfits in a huffy) in 0.005 seconds. And the villains? They are stuck with scaly skins, red bulging eyes, yellow jagged teeth, horns, thorns, man, name it, they have them all. And their movements? Static. You have these agile superheroes back-flipping, doing cartwheels, jumping as if they are born with a spring in their legs. And the 'V's? WAARRGHH.... waving arms (man, are those really hands or just a pair of flippers in oven mitts?) up and down. As if that is the only move they are born with. No wonder they are pissed even more!

And if you realized, superheroes are actually sadistic. I mean, you Voltron, you have a mighty sword. But hey, do you have to smack the villains up, fire your lions' head, and finally, after like, an eternity, take them out with your sword? Why can't you have mercy and put them out of their misery? Please.

C'mon, serve them justice! Give them a sexy outlook for once. Put them in a pair of thongs for a change! (At least that will make their scary scales look harmless). For every superheroes, there should be an Angelina Jolie-like supervillains!

...time to get some sleep.